I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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