it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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