Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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