i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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