Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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