I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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