i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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