he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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