Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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