Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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