At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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