you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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