I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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