this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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