Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
handjob tips. give me some.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
