i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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