Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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