so let's talk penis.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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