so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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