I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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