I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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