Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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