we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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