Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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