It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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