You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Randomize
