There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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