why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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