Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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