actually, I'm a sock model
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Boobs speak an international language.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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