If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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