why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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