Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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