when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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