he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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