butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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