i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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