At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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