Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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