Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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