So drunk its hurt
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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