girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Never let your siblings swipe right.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
