I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I look better un-naked...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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