Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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