Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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