the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
In America we eat man semen.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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