At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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