FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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