But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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