Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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