Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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