"it" just moved
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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