Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
