You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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