I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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