I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
