first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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