dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
