She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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