she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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