it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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