Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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