Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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